Joe Biden is like that creepy grandfather who think’s he cool, but you never really want to spend time with. He will offer you ice cream, and with a grin, in his aviators, he’ll say: “Let’s go for a train ride, C’mon Man!”
The dude is just straight up weird. This guy can’t even form a coherent sentence, the least he could do is hire a young tech-savvy internet kid to make him appear cool on the internet.
Oh, that’s right, he already tried that.
Campaign staff will run this account to keep you up to date on what the VP's up to, but you'll see occasional tweets from Joe himself, too.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 9, 2012
This guy really believes ice cream is the key to winning in politics. He gives you ice cream, you vote for Joe Biden. It’s simple, really.
Every day is National Ice Cream Day in my book. pic.twitter.com/R6WR0LNspS
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 19, 2020
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) July 21, 2019
Happy birthday, @MichelleObama. You’re a shining light in the lives of all that have the honor of knowing you. Jill and I are grateful to call you a dear friend.
But don’t tell Jill — I’m still eating ice cream. And I’m not sorry. pic.twitter.com/YSvEKrvlRk
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) January 18, 2020
It's no secret that I love ice cream. I enjoyed stopping by The Cone Shoppe in Monticello for some chocolate/vanilla twist soft serve and the chance to talk with some Iowans after our first campaign stop. pic.twitter.com/jVFLBUwFp6
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 30, 2019
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 21, 2019
Not only is Joe Biden creepily obsessed with ice cream, but as his Twitter profile says, the guy has some kind of autistic obsession with trains, specifically Amtrak.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) May 1, 2019
Joe looks like he is in his happy place, sitting there dazing off into the distance, hands tweaked together as he contemplates where he might find his next ice cream cone.